tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20287373.post7928427902070172771..comments2024-03-18T13:07:43.490-07:00Comments on My Carpe Diem Life: Friday Funnies: A Week With a Personal TrainerMy Carpe Diem Lifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03634613777764131234noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20287373.post-59120509754503682762011-01-15T05:07:18.064-08:002011-01-15T05:07:18.064-08:00this is hilarious! like chuckle-out-loud funny.
...this is hilarious! like chuckle-out-loud funny. <br /><br />i love monday's <i><b>"FANTASTIC week"</b></i> ...<br /><br />and then wednesday's <i><b>"She said some other shit too."</b></i> <br /><br />... thursday's <i><b>"She sent another skinny bitch to find me. Then, as punishment, she put me on <br />the rowing machine -- which I sank."</b></i> <br /><br />... friday's <i><b>"If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it."</b></i> <br /><br />... saturday's <i><b>"Just hearing her voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; ... lacked the strength ... ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel."</b></i> <br /><br />and of course, the end of the week's <i><b>"my daughter (the little shit) ... I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!</b></i>shirlnutkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14643999726149677556noreply@blogger.com